Some Men’s Rules…

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At last a guy has taken the time
to write this all down. Finally, the guys’ side of the story.
(must admit, it’s pretty good.)
We always hear”the rules”
From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!

Please note.. These are all numbered “1 ”
ON PURPOSE!

1.Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl.If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It’s like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers
to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That’s what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago
is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are.
Don’t ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted  two ways
and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself .

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say
during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions
and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors,
like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,”
We will act like nothing’s wrong.
We know you are lying,  but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to,
Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere,
absolutely anything you wear is fine..Really

1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about
unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as baseball or
motor sports

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don’t mind that?
It’s like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can –
to give them a bigger laugh

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About Benjamin Kanarek
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Fashion and Beauty Photographer. Some of the magazines I have shot for include: VOGUE (China, Portugal, Brazil, Italia, Paris and South America & Mexico editions), RG VOGUE Brazil, Harper’s BAZAAR (China, en Español & Latin America, Hong Kong, Italy editions), L’Officiel Paris, ELLE (Spain, Portugal and Greece editions), Madame Figaro (France), Cosmopolitan (France and Italy editions), Glamour (France), Votre Beauté, Jardin des Modes, Dépêche Mode, New York Daily News, Fashion District News, New York Times Magazine, W (British edition), WWD, Fashion Magazine (Canada), Flare (Canada), Oyster, Tank, WestEast…
  • stefanie_s

    Here I was thinking that these would be rules for posing… lol. Nope. Fun read though!

  • hehe.. 😀 Lovely! Although there are even more girls than guys being able to put together an IKEA furniture (and not only this) nowadays..

    Your rules are ages old.. 😀 but some might work though.. It’s all about a choice after all..

    Have fun!