“Best Pick Up Line I Never Used”

Justin Bourdet and Suzie Bird © Benjamin Kanarek

A Texas cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, ‘Is your date running late?’
‘Nope’, he replies,

‘I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.’

The intrigued woman says, ‘a state-of-the-art watch?’

‘What’s so special about it?’

The cowboy explains, ‘It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.’

The lady says, ‘What’s it telling you now?

‘Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.

‘The woman giggles and replies ‘Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!’

The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says,

‘Damn thing’s an hour fast.’

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About Benjamin Kanarek
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Fashion and Beauty Photographer. Some of the magazines I have shot for include: VOGUE (China, Portugal, Brazil, Italia, Paris and South America & Mexico editions), RG VOGUE Brazil, Harper’s BAZAAR (China, en Español & Latin America, Hong Kong, Italy editions), L’Officiel Paris, ELLE (Spain, Portugal and Greece editions), Madame Figaro (France), Cosmopolitan (France and Italy editions), Glamour (France), Votre Beauté, Jardin des Modes, Dépêche Mode, New York Daily News, Fashion District News, New York Times Magazine, W (British edition), WWD, Fashion Magazine (Canada), Flare (Canada), Oyster, Tank, WestEast…